Let's play "What's worse?"

1) Park Ranger gets picture taken while passed out in cruiser.

2) Park Ranger gets DUI while on duty.

3) Park Ranger in Humboldt caught drinking Keystone Light.

If you said "3," you'd be correct. Hey, if you like Keystone Light, that's fine, but dude's in Humboldt; Lost Coast, Eel River, Redwood, Mad River... Disappointing.

Poor bastard's on administrative leave now. Here's the story.

Here's a Yogi Bear cartoon where Yogi and Boo Boo are a couple of hot messes: