On the show yesterday we talked about recent rehab grad Toronto Mayor Rob Ford getting fired as a volunteer high school football coach last year for saying on TV that parents don't care about their kids and the students are gang-bangers, and for making the players roll around in goose poop while he yelled at them, and for showing up wasted at a practice. More about him being fired has come out, including him threatening a teacher, and going back on a promise to buy new helmets.

This all seems to be a convenient way to excuse a guy from a job without having to acknowledge the real, more embarrassing reason why he was fired as a volunteer football coach: