Brian Williams is some news guy who has done enough news reports, on every possible subject, and has probably used every word in the English language. So, why... (sigh) why would The Tonight Show with the younger, more contemporary Jimmy Fallon choose to splice Williams' reports together to make it sound like he's rapping the 1979 hit "Rapper's Delight" by The Sugarhill Gang?

"But, Cory, it's a classic," someone might say. I say, "It's tired." Can we just retire it; put it on a shelf with Elvis' "Hound Dog" and Macklemore's "Thrift Shop?" Enough already...

- Cory